READ IT

buymecorndogs @ 2004-11-17T16:37:00

2004-11-18T00:39:50Z

This really makes my day so much better.........

2004-11-18T00:29:54Z

Ligers are pretty much my favorite animals. They're a mix between a lion and a tiger. They're bread for their skills and magic. I can draw them pretty good. I like drawing a lot. My best friend Pedro has a Sledgehammer. We take it off some pretty sweet jumps. He’s really good at hooking up with chicks. He’s also like the only guy at school who has a mustache. The chicks really dig my numchuk and bow staff skills. Last summer, I went hunting with my uncle for wolverines in Alaska. I shot like 50 of them with a friggin' twelve guage! I'm also real good at teatherball. I play pretty much everyday at school. I win like everytime. Oh yeah, my uncle Rico is an idiot! He's ruining everyone's life and eating all our steak! Gosh! Vote for Pedro.

buymecorndogs @ 2004-11-10T15:30:00

2004-11-10T23:31:41Z

Your Penis Name is: Free Willy

Get your own Penis Name

buymecorndogs @ 2004-11-08T12:52:00

2004-11-08T20:54:25Z

Your Boobies' Names Are: Siegfried and Roy

Get your own Boobie Names

buymecorndogs @ 2004-11-08T12:44:00

2004-11-08T20:52:02Z

Im going to wine.....

mmm wine.....

I dont want to do school i want to sleep today. No Biology test. Cady and i are about to do our health test. Then we will go snowboarding this weekend. I bought a snowboard...it is neat, i am broke. Freds birthday was this weekend we ate greek food and ouzo, i love him. I discovered what i am going to do with my life (career), and that makes me happy, but not so happy that i must become a chemistry nerd. no. I have a new job at Apple bees and still work at hottrack...cock. Thats about it.

buymecorndogs @ 2004-10-19T00:09:00

2004-10-19T07:13:56Z

ohhhh vaginas and such.

buymecorndogs @ 2004-07-19T19:19:00

2004-07-20T02:20:15Z

How to make a balls

Ingredients:

3 parts success

3 parts humour

3 parts beauty

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness

<a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktai

buymecorndogs @ 2004-03-14T18:57:00

2004-03-15T03:02:16Z

Police search for missing woman

March 14, 2004 5:20 PM
Portland-AP -- Police are searching for a Washington woman who was last seen in a downtown Portland night club.

Police say Sierra Maldonado of Clark County was last seen early yesterday at a dance club called F-X.

The 20-year-old woman's family and friends believe she could be in danger. She left her purse, her car and her medication at home before going to the club with friends.

They don't think she would skip her medication for that long.

Sierra's family and friends made flyers and handed them out to people downtown.

Sierra was last seen wearing a black halter top and blue jeans

Pray for Sierra we need her back.

buymecorndogs @ 2004-03-10T15:03:00

2004-03-10T23:12:52Z

Which Family Guy character are you?

excellent.

ya. I have so much work to do. I would also really like to have sex now. Damn it, buyme some corndogs.
I've been acting like a pregnet lady lately, always hungary, moody, and horny. That cant be good.
Wheres a hose when you need one. ahh..garden hose? I mean... um... ya?

bye

buymecorndogs @ 2004-02-14T16:49:00

2004-02-15T00:51:35Z

Happy venereal disease day!

buymecorndogs @ 2004-01-29T12:21:00

2004-01-29T20:29:02Z

Mindie: The Winter Hawks wanted to party with me and Danielle last night..they were going to come to Tom's haha but they seemed lame so we ditched them. Are you sad?
I found your boyfriend number 12 and hes not that cute.
you gooo

hahahhaha

I have come across FULL HOUSE many times while being board and channel surfing, i want to vomit and cry everytime.
he haunts my dreams........

buymecorndogs @ 2004-01-22T12:33:00

2004-01-22T21:51:37Z

PENETRATION....

PENETRATED? ?

YES, THAT WAS FUN :)

I'm sorry liz, but this picture just brings so much joy to my life i have to show it.

HOW DO YOU DO A LJ CUT THING? SO THERES A LINKN TO THE PICTURES?

WADE?

AND....IS THERE A WAY TO MAKE THE PICTURES ALL ONE SIZE THROUGH LJ INSTEAD OF RESIZING THEM THROUGH A PIC PROGRAM?

PLEASE GIVE ME INFO IN COMPUTER retard LANGUAGE :)
BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I AM.....

buymecorndogs @ 2004-01-21T13:28:00

2004-01-21T21:30:59Z

buymecorndogs @ 2003-12-27T17:15:00

2003-12-28T01:20:49Z

Planning to have fun tonight.
I want to make the most of my break. I need somebody to party with new people tonight?
I'm being distracted by Cheri O TERRY'S prescription druggie charactor. It really is beautiful, i really treasure it....

used to be

2003-12-08T10:58:58Z

ill let you in my arms and rest your head on my chest
and ill be scared my breathing pattern wont match yours

buymecorndogs @ 2003-12-03T17:08:00

2003-12-04T01:11:37Z

My life has never been so confusing. Its been a wonderful emotional rollarcoaster. I've never been more hurt then what i felt last night.

Now my days are filled with skipping school and watching old sex and the city episodes, and the classic,"feel bad for myself" romantic comedy's.
I honestly dont know what to feel anymore. I want to distract
myself from whats going on in my head, and how much this hurts me. I've been trying to be so strong and optimistic. This whole time i've known what i've wanted.

"Maybe some women are not meant to be tamed, maybe they need to run free until they find someone just as wild, to run with."

So I sing a song of love

2003-11-10T08:40:29Z

"When i can not speak my heart, i can only speak my mind."

Beautiful song

buymecorndogs @ 2003-11-09T11:33:00

2003-11-10T07:37:05Z

Someone mentioned to me that the past two nights have been Full Moons. Theres hidden meanings in everything lately.
My worlds turned around.

buymecorndogs @ 2003-11-07T08:19:00

2003-11-08T04:20:38Z

yes good...umm yes. Have random energy
GOOD
MY posts dont make sense.
yes

buymecorndogs @ 2003-11-07T03:56:00

2003-11-08T00:14:18Z

bored SAVE
ME....

good
I am in love with the idea of weekends..mm
I'm sending Jemima and Brianna my ugly faces...i know now where my true talent lies..my UGLY FACES

poop

Nooo shiz itt.

2003-10-27T08:01:34Z

sam

which member of revenge of me are you?
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I rated the quiz...good.

Sams shirt says "SUCK YE FIRST", but not really.

No one has JT probably because no one is a JEW...ooooooh :)

I will SAM all of you.

humm hummm

2003-10-24T21:39:30Z

"I ate the purple berries...it tastes like
burning."

Which Ralph Wiggum Quote Are You? (Simpsons)
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I bought a Ralph Doll yesterday, it makes me happy.

It also picks it's own nose.

unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed

2002-04-25T02:31:27Z

it's just that time, folks. who else could it be, really? yes, the lord of cock rock kings, father of glam...i'd make love to his ego. i don't think i even need to say anymore. just try to soak up a bit of his timeless glory. (oh, and for you skeptics, did you SEE him in zoolander? hot hot hot.) david robert smith, we salute you:

MOD BOWIE!:

hot man:

berry sparkling jello kicks my ass

2002-04-21T06:10:56Z

okay i was going to feature MCA (aka adam yauch) today because i found my old skool beastie boys tape and got all reminiscent and junk but he was married like a billion years ago, and there's really no hope for us. i thought about maybe using up my safeties like ewan or maybe omar...and they're all very fine and fuckaliscious ('scuse my french)...but i just don't feel like using up my resources right away. i might get some fresh hopefulls tomorrow night too. so tune in. "rock your mom's world.." (<--huh?)

buymecorndogs @ 2002-04-16T17:57:00

2002-04-17T00:46:31Z

next on our list is damian of the lower east side stitches. i first found damian and those luscious lips in "the adventures of sebastian cole" (if you haven't seen, do..it's cute) and became a fan of the band behind the boy. the LES stitches are also featured in the spike lee joint "summer of sam." his name is damian branica (swoon much?)and he's been a member of the NYC punk scene since he was a fetus...a HOT fetus. jemima branica...me likey. even though he's a bass player, i can live with that.